The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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