how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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