why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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