i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
