Fuck appropriateness.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize