I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
