belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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