It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Are we still banned from the library?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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