this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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