I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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