If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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