I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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