so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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