My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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