Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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