This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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