This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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