O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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