He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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