I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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