LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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