I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I need water and some morals
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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