so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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