All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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