How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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