Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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