And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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