So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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