Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ok first of all what the fuck
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