Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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