dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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