Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Just pee around me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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