Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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