Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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