alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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