you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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