butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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