think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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