belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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