doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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