pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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