Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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