If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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