he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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