It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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