Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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