did you get engaged???
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
So. Much. Porn.
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