dude i'm inner monologue high
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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