The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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