This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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