I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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