i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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