Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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