i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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