if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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