its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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