What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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