i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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